I love nail polish, strawberry flavored drinks with tapioca, London, equilateral triangles, good books, gummy candy, anything Disney-related, washi tape, and the color wine red.
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I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
Holly: It smells like a baby’s butt back here!
David: You mean a dirty baby’s butt?
Cami, to an air freshener: squishy squishy!
David: Whenever I accidentally leave my clothes in the washer for a long time, I just throw a thousand dryer sheets in.
Me: *sees mannequin on the ground*
Me: Whoa, I thought that was a real person.
*five seconds later, I squat and fall on the ground*
Hunter: Are you psychic or something? You knew that you were gonna fall on the ground! You’re like Raven Symone!
Jasmine: Hey, that’s my middle name!
Me: Jasmine Raven Symone?
Jasmine: Yeah, Raven!
Jasmine: I could have my own TV show, That’s So Jasmine Raven Symone!
Love this so much. I’m just going to YouTube the rest of his piano versions now.
my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
Yesterday, a customer kept walking back and forth to the fitting room and had asked me to open up the same door numerous times. Every single time I opened the door for him, he only had one item to try on. Finally, HE got tired of asking me so he said, “is there any way I can open this door?” And I said, “YEAH SURE LET ME JUST GO GET YOU A KEY!!!”
Just kidding. I said, “no, I can’t give you a key. The best thing for you to do is go get all the clothes you want to try on and THEN come back here.”
And then some lady in line snickered lol.
Okay only Lana Del Rey can sing the F word in a song beautifully AND make vitamin rhyme with cinnamon so yeah.